Kiddie Kliché s
I asked one of my students how old he was… he said he was 5… I asked,When did you turn 5? He said…on my birthday, silly
After Thanksgiving break, a child kept taking her goggles on and off during class, I asked her what was the matter, she told me, “Her gobbles were leaking”
I was teaching backstroke to a 7 year old, and I told him his pinky enters the water first, so he swam down the lane with both hands in a fist carefully extending his pinky finger out to enter the water first.
A 3 year old’s first swim lesson, he exclaimed “No Bimming!, No Bimming!, Water is bad!”
Halloween day, a small child excited about his first swimming lessons, says “ Look coach, my mom let me a swimming costume to the pool!”
A 7 year old asked me “How many recessions were left, before the spring classes started.”
A small child was asked if he could show me how he blew his bubbles… He said he would not be able to to that till he was 90.
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